ich bin boese

Manchmal moechte man ein Boeser sein! und weil man selbst dafuer inzwischen auf Internet nicht mehr verzichten kann, habe ich dort mit dem be-evil-planer meine Karriere als Boeser geplant. Hier ist das Ergebnis. Und am Besten gleich mal selber ausprobieren, wie man am besten Boese ist. (hier).

Congratulations on being the creator of a new

Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a famous actor/actress. This will cause the world to realize something is wrong, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?

Stage Two

Next, you must vaporize the town's water supply. This will all be done from a island of mu, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will flee in terror, as countless hordes of the religious right hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must activate your arcane ritual, bringing about nightmares for every man, woman and child. Your name shall become synonymous with all that is wrong with the world, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your superior firepower, and the world will have no choice but to pray to you for enlightenment.